“Starving” - 36 x 48
Randy Conner
The giant mirror of Viganella built to combat the 83 days of darkness in the year
In amongst the steep mountains of the Italian Alps lies the village of Viganella, a remote commune with a dwindling population of 200. Every year from November 11th to February 2nd, the village is cast under a dark shadow as the sun disappears behind the mountain. The mayor of the village Pierfranco Midali decided to combat this by building a giant mirror on the opposite mountain which would reflect sunlight back into the village. The mirror measures 8 meters by 5 meters and cost 100,000 euros to build and install. The project was such a success that people have began moving back to the village, and the mayor is now regarded as a hero.
Engineering brilliance aside, who’s idea was it to settle in a sun deprived valley anyways?
I will be out of a job starting this Thursday, so I’ll have no choice but to take up commissions again to help my mom out with groceries and gas. I know I’m not a great, spectacular artist and maybe this whole post is a joke, but if you are somehow by some miracle interesting in actually buying something fro me, I’d be most happy and appreciate it!! I’m a cheap bastard, so everything I do is at a low, low price. More info here and here!!!
Hank hill/benson
Okay this is the last one I am doing tonight.
“It’s always a pleasure to have you at the park Mr Hill.” Benson said.
“No need to be so formal, you can call me Hank.” He replied with a smile. “Now I filled up all your tanks and you should be good to go for the month.”
“You’re a godsend. Thank you so much.” The gumball machine shook hands with the salesman before he left in his truck. He walked back to the house where Skips was waiting for him.
“Now why can’t there be more hard working men like Hank out there in the world? I would definitely hire him if he ever needed a fall back job.” Benson gushed over the assistant manager of Strickland Propane.
“I fuck better than he does.” Skips said. He sat up from the couch and left the room, leaving Benson to ponder his words intently.
generic animu magical girl/Nutella/Donkey threesome. Don't... ask why
“Okay I say I say I covered my donkey dick in Nutella.” Donkey announced to the general public. “Now little sweety it ain’t gonna suck itself so waddya say?” He looked pervertedly at a little girl.
“In the name of all that is in the stars and shit, I punish you.” It turns out the little girl was actually a bootlegged Sailor Moon. She took out a big staff with moonrunes on it and smacked Donkey over the head.
“I’m calling the police!” Sylvester Stallone said because he was there for some reason.
In minutes the cops came and arrested Donkey. “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND OFFICERS!” He pleaded, “THIS IS JAPAN I THOUGHT IT WAS LEGAL HERE!”
They beat him mercilessly with batons.
schrodingersvet replied to your post: Shrek/Kermit the frog/Shadow threesome
I was half expecting Shrek to use Kermit as a condom and fuck Shadow but this is just as great! Lol
There’s always next time.
high-five ghost/my balls
“Hey buddy, scratchy-scratchy five dolla?” HFG offered.
“Sure, I got plenty of cash on me.” Notentirelythere said pulling out a wad of cash. He handed the ghost a $20 and let him go to work.
Hi-Five Ghost then proceeded to scratch his itchy balls for the better part of a half an hour. His soft ghost hands made it feel like ecstasy.
Maxine/Amy? :>
Maxine was quietly reading in her room until a sudden interruption by her best friend.
“HEY MAXINE!” Amy yelled.
“Hi.” She quickly replied.
“Guess what I picked up today.” She held her hands behind her back.
“Is it weed and a dildo?” She kept reading her book.
“Who ruined the surprise?” Amy pouted as she held up the bag of hash and the phallus.
“Lucky guess.” She smiled. “Guess we’re gonna have a fun night tonight, eh?”
“YUP!” Amy winked. “And your dad wont be home until tomorrow morning right?”
“Yeah.” Maxine put down the book. “Why don’t we get started a little early tonight?”
“Hell yes.” Amy put down the items and took off her shirt, wasting no time to the beginning of their romp.
any more Nick/Nicky?
Limit is 4 per customer so here’s your last one of the evening.
“Hey Nicky, guess what?” Nick asked over the phone.
“You in jail?” She asked, sounding as uninterested as possible.
“I just let loose 30 hamsters in the park.” He bragged.
“Ooooh, so badass.” She said sarcastically.
“I hyped them up on Splenda first.” He added.
“Doesn’t that mutate them?” Nicky rhetorically asked.
Nick laughed. “Psh, no. It’s just artificial sweetener. It can’t do crazy shit like that.” He then turned on the TV where a breaking news story was on.
“Earlier today a bunch of hamsters were let loose in the city park. Somehow during the course of the day they all turned gigantic and purple. Our top hamster scientist says this happens when they are ingested Splenda, and he wonders how they got it in their system. Our field reporter is on the scene now.”
The scene changed to a promising young reporter getting mauled by a five foot tall hamster.
“Nick, you’re an idiot.” Nicky hung up on him.
He shrugged and changed the channel to Wheel of Fortune.
